"Junior"

Junior bit the meter manJunior kicked the cookJunior's anti-social now(According to the book.)
Junior smashed the clock and lamp.Junior hacked the tree.(Destructive trends are treatedin chapters two and three.)
Junior threw his milk at mom.Junior screamed for more.(Notes on self-assertivenessare found in chapter 4.)
Junior tossed his shoes and socksout into the rain.(Negation, that, and normal -disregard the stain.)
Junior got in Grandpop's room,Tore up his fishing line,That's to gain attention,(see page 89.)
Grandpop seized a slipper andYanked junior 'cross his knee,(Grandpa hasn't read a book since 1893.)